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How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost

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Bringing this back in light of another american govt shutdown

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it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

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magnetic door + magnet I had lying around + $1.25 skeleton from the dollar tree

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this was just made so much funnier by the fact that the cops had a standoff with our neighbors for over five hours today so all of their bodycam footage and the videos everyone watching took just have our dabbing skeleton in the background ☠️

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish. 

I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond. 

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

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I think this might be the best post of yours I’ve ever read

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insulting on behalf of the MANY clown husbandry posts i have gifted to you over the years

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